News Flash))) DEI is IED spelled backwards. Caution: Do Not Touch. It will go - Boom! And, the blast radius of Ineptitude is always huge.
News Flash))) The Federal Government has new hours. It will now be open for business whenever the Democrats say it's OK.
News Flash))) This just in from the Senate: Senate Republican Leadership illogically continues to refuse the nuclear option in order to pass that all-important "Save America Act." Typically when things are not working logically, a hidden agenda is indicated. What's not clear in this case is whether the "wonky" involves bribery, blackmail, or extortion by the Dems or the Majority Leader has a secret loyalty to the old guard "swampers." In any case, the Republicans once again find themselves in need of a good podiatrist. And there's a rumor that the good people of South Dakota have already placed an order for some new rope.
News Flash))) Columbia University's Sociology Department has conclusively determined that the adherents of Thomas Jefferson and Karl Marx can, indeed, live side-by-side peacefully for precisely 0.68 nano-seconds. But, beyond that time span, the sociologist predict that such a society would become entirely unstable and eventually necessarily explode like a social supernova.
News Flash))) Prominent Democrats and Republican are now enjoined in a study group to decide the feasibility of exchanging their respective Donkey and Elephant symbols for a single common symbol to represent their shared role in American society. They are considering the ancient Chinese, Yin-Yang Taijitu, which they believe might be a better graphic representation of two political parties simultaneously chasing their tails in a tight circle.
News Flash))) On a recent episode of The View, the ladies were mercilessly grilling a conservative guest senator. Suddenly the senator raised his voice and said, "OK, then answer me this. 'What is the difference between the beginning stage of an ugly national insurrection and what is going on in the streets of our deep blue states right now?'" The ladies were stunned to silence for a few awkward seconds until one finally said, "So, what is the difference?" The senator then said in a lowered and forlorn voice, "Sadly ladies - as it turns out, it's a trick question."
